The Army Soldiers are the main military force in the first game and are basic enemies that Crypto fights. They will come at you once the alert level reaches "orange" on the Army Star. If they aren't enough, the alert level will become red and Majestic Agents will come in.
- "I hate marching, these boots suck."
- "March here, march there, march it yourself jerkoff!"
- "I wanna be just like Sgt. York, or Gomer Pyle!"
- "If I don't get to shoot anything soon I'm gonna go outta of mind."
- "Midget!" (when spotting Crypto)
- "I got candy..." (when searching for Crypto)
- "Armquist is my hero."
- "This ain't like WW2!"
- "My pappy fought in the big one."
- "Don't ask, don't tell, works for me."
- "Why won't those commies invade already? I want me to shoot some reds!"