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Missions are points in the games to advance the storyline.


Missions are split up into story missions and Odd Jobs, the latter are just side-missions. Each mission gives you a reward of DNA and other collectibles. This is a list of Missions that appear in the games.

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NOTE: These Story Missions aren't in chronological order.

Turnipseed Farm

  • Destination Earth!


  • Earth Women Are Delicious!
  • Citizen Crypto
  • Teenage Zombies From Outer Space!

Santa Modesta

  • Alien Pool Party
  • Televisions of Doom!
  • Aliens Stole My Brainstem!
  • This Island Suburbia
  • South By Southwest
  • Foreign Correspondent
  • Suburb of the Damned
  • Its a Wonderful Armageddon!

Area 42

  • Whatever Happened to Crypto 136?
  • The Mutant Menace
  • Duck and Cover

Union Town

  • Furon Down!
  • Armquist vs. the Furons!

Capitol City

  • Mr. Crypto Goes to Capitol City
  • The Lone Gunman
  • The Furon Filibuster
  • Shocking Developments
  • Attack of the 50-Foot President

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Bay City

  • Furon Loathing in Bay City
  • Where Have All the Flower Children Gone?
  • They Shoot Hippies, Don't They?
  • The Alien Who Probed Me
  • The Guns of Alcatraz


  • No Pox, Please -- We're British
  • La Femme Natalya
  • From Russia With Guns
  • The Majestic File
  • On Natalya's Secret Service


  • Takoshima Story
  • Revenge of the Ninja
  • Dr. Go!
  • Our Man Crypto
  • You Only Live 137 Times
  • Kojira Kaiju Battle


  • Back In the USSR
  • The Siberian Job
  • A Deadly Reaction
  • The Comrade Who Came In From the Cold
  • A Hard Day's Fight
  • The Good, the Bad, and the Furon


  • 1969: A Space Odyssey
  • Russian Roulette
  • Space: 1969
  • Destination Moon
  • Dark Side of the Moon
  • Milenkov

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Harbor City

  • Big Willy Is People!
  • Harbor City Wiener Roast
  • Meat the Press
  • The Scenic Tour
  • Protest Removement
  • Willy Unleashed


  • Country Roads, Take Me Away
  • A Furon Scorned
  • Jiggling Bombs
  • Return of the Corncob King
  • Burn, Baby, Burn!

Fantasy Atoll

  • Welcome to Fantasy Atoll
  • Fetch Quest 2: The Wrath of Pork
  • Dinky and the Brain
  • Customer Service
  • Requiem for a Ratpoo
  • The Hate Boat


  • Great Big Convoy!
  • Shields Down
  • Free Willy
  • Taking Flak
  • Kill-A-Trahn
  • Stone Cold

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Las Paradiso

  • Always Bet On Grey
  • Double Down
  • Dinner With The Dons
  • It's A Tutorial, You Gotta Problem With That?
  • The Furon General Has Determined...
  • Sammy and Faire
  • Redneck Radio
  • He Never Has Two Cups of Radioactive Waste At Home
  • What's Left of Paradiso, Stays in Paradiso


  • We Make the News for You
  • Bring Me the Head of James Grandee
  • Invasion of the Body Morphers
  • Crypto Presents Disaster
  • Close Encounters of the Furon Kind

Shen Long

  • Schooled by the Master
  • Enter the Furon
  • Fist of Furon
  • The Five Furious Fingers of Furon
  • Cop Story
  • Hot Tea
  • Tournament of the Flying Guillotine
  • Revenge is a Dish Best Served with Duck Sauce


  • Oh, Where Has My Francodyne Gone?
  • Battle at the Chateau Crousteau
  • Paint Me a Picture of Deconstruction
  • Workers of the World, Join Hands
  • Attack of the Cloning Lab
  • All Hell Breaks Loose

Fourth Ring of Furon

  • Welcome Back, Crypto!
  • Crypto Does Data
  • Everybody Bags a Body Sometime
  • Invasion of the Jelly Snatchers
  • A-Pox-Alips Now
  • The Burn of the King

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