Legg Tallman is a Southern rock singer.
Pox assigns Crypto to go disguise himself as Legg Tallman to separate Sammy and Faire. After finding him at the Sultan Casino, Crypto then uses Body Snatch on Legg, and goes down to Nero's Palazzo. After some talking, Crypto succeeds in separating the two, and Sammy goes into depression.
- "Sweet Matilda...naa, that'd make a crappy song title."
- He is a parody of Gregg Allman, complete with jokes and references to his songs such as "Ramblin' Man."