Fair Workers are a group of rural civilians from Destroy All Humans!. Voiced by Dwight Schultz.
A Fair Worker at the Mayor's speech.
Overview[]
The Fair Workers are only seen at Rockwell. They look similar to the Rural Males (as in they both dress like cowboys), however, they sound different. A few are present working at the Rockwell Fair and a couple can be seen at the Mayor's speech.
Quotes[]
- "Man oh man, she maybe the dumbest Miss Rockwell ever, and check out them cantaloupes! God, I love America!"(inner thoughts)
- "I wanna marry Miss Rockwell, but instead I have to sit here hour after hour, day after day, watching this dang wheel go up and down, around and around, over and over again until somebody dies. Hell of a metaphor..."(inner thoughts)
- "...claptrap, and after all that, I didn't even get to see Miss Rockwell; she just walked right on by with her..."
Gallery[]
Crypto (in Holobob) scanning a Fair Worker.
A Fair Worker in the remaster.