Farmers (also known as Farmhands) are enemies from Destroy All Humans! Voiced by Andre Sogliuzzo

A Farmer

A Farmer at Rockwell.


Farmers can be found around Turnipseed Farm and Rockwell, and are a common enemy. They wield Shotguns and attack Crypto on sight, much like the police officers. 


Fighting enemy

  • "Commies!"
  • "It's a good day to die, ya little bastard!"
  • "Who loves ya, spaceman?"
  • "Quick, Martha, get me a shotgun!"
  • "This one's for Bessie!"
  • "Little green men!"
  • "Woohoo, America! Love it or leave it!"


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