Cult of Arkvoodle marking
The Cult of Arkvoodle is a cult started by Cryptosporidium to convince humans to worship the Furon god, Arkvoodle and to unlock the Burrow Beast weapon.
Overview[]
The Cult has been started by Crypto, upon finding out he's part of a prophecy marking him as the 'Son of Arkvoodle' due to being the first Furon in millennia to have fully functioning genitalia, to trick humans into worshipping his Furon god, Arkvoodle. To this end, he makes use of the Hippie Guru Shama Llama, allowing him to manage the Cult of Arkvoodle. Shama comes up with ways to promote the cult involving Crypto by converting new members, advertising the cult using the Saucer without destroying anyone, and protecting cult areas from being destroyed by enemy forces (police, government moles, KGB, Black Ninjas), but was letting power and fame go to his head.
Once all of Bay City, Albion, and Takoshima become loyal to the cult and Crypto has found all of the alien artifacts, Shama Llama helps Crypto get a new weapon called the Burrow Beast, by using cult worshippers to perform a ceremony at the Zen Temple to summon Arkvoodle, so he will reveal the weapon's location to Crypto.
Finally, Shama Llama has grown too cocky and proclaimed himself the face of the Arkvoodle Cult. He is killed by Crypto for having outlived his usefulness. After Shama Llama is killed, the son of Sleepy Ernst is made the leader/manager of the cult, but it ends up a complete waste. A Takoshima paper ad says that Ernst led the Cult into hell.... so to speak. It was completely dissolved.
Members[]
- Cryptosporidium (former leader)
- Shama Llama (manager)
- Hippies (Flyppies, Yappies, and Slippies)
- The Stoned Poseurs
- Canal Side Mob
- White Ninjas
Missions[]
- Who is Arkvoodle?
- Flip Up the Flyppies
- Yapping Bully
- Shama Llama Slips Up
- Establishing Shots
- Publicity Stunt
- Revelations
- Con Mods
- Like a Drowned Mole
- Alien Overlords: The Reality
- Freakin' Art
- Freaky Flyers
- Half-Wits Are Better Than None
- Fooling the Black Ninja
- Takoshima Rumble
- The Coming of Arkvoodle
Trivia[]
- The Cult of Arkvoodle was mentioned in Path of the Furon. In a conversation branch, Crypto asks how the Lunarians started and how Crypto and Pox had the alien worshipping cult market cornered back in the sixties.
- In Reprobed, for the advertising missions, the Saucer uses a new device called the Propagandator, which takes the advertising object via the Slurpmaster V8 to be put in front of the Saucer to focus its beam on potential converts.