They are the police force in the first game and are basic enemies Crypto fights. They will come at you when the alert level reaches "yellow" on the Police Badge. If they aren't enough, the alert level will reach orange and the Military will come in. They can be found all over Rockwell, Santa Modesta and Union Town. All cops speak in a distinctive Irish accent.
- "Go ahead, make my day." (inner thoughts)
- "I wonder if I ought to hit somebody with my nightstick. Could be fun." (inner thoughts)
- "Well it was either busting crooks or go back and get a degree on Quantum Physics." (inner thoughts)
- "I love a man in uniform. Oh wait, I'am a man in uniform! Ha, ha, ha, ha!" (inner thoughts)
- "Drop the badge, bee-owtch!"
- "Halloween huh? Well, I came as a cop."
- "I know your out there..."
- "Geez, this is worst than that one time she ate them funny mushrooms. Good thing we got backup coming." (inner thoughts)
- "I AM THE LAW!!!" (inner thoughts)
- "Who was it, was it you?"
- "Come out, come out, where ever you are..."
- "AND STAY OUT!"
- "Today is a great day to use excessive force, heck, everyday is a great day to use excessive force!" (inner thoughts)
- They only appear in Turnipseed Farm once to help Martha Turnipseed, which were only two cops. After they are both killed by Crypto, no other Cops come to the area, even if the alert level reaches to the Police awareness.