The Canal Side Mob are a large group of hippies that we're lame outfits and like to listen music (preferably from Motown.)
In the Arkvoodle Cult, Crypto disguises himself as one of their members and tries to convince to join the Cult of Arkvoodle. Crypto brings up to them that Arkvoodle has the best collection of soul music they have never heard of. The Canal Side Mob question Crypto as to who Arkvoodle listens to and Crypto answers to them Blind Willie Syphilis. Crypto then tells them that Arkvoodle can predict the future and knows what's fashionable, but they don't buy it, but Crypto says that they'll all be wearing the "punk look" in 10 years time. Crypto then brings up the fact that Arkvoodle is an ancient alien god and then they are finally interested. Crypto then reveals his true form, but they are unimpressed. They say they'll only join the cult if Crypto brings them back some alien music, which is said that the Pirate DJ has.
- Both members Crypto disguised for the Canal Side Mob and the Stoned Poseurs wore pink sunglasses.