The Bay City Cops basic enemies Crypto encounters in Bay City. They will come at you during blue alert levels in Police cars (though some of them are seen patrolling during the green alert levels). They are equipped with pistols and rifles. If the Police aren't enough, the alert levels go yellow and the Military come instead. While most of them wear sunglasses, some don't.
They may or may not dislike their job and they are very sarcastic. They are led by Officer Rudolph.
- "Drop the cop asshole." (when using PK)
- "Damn donuts!"
- "Fine, less paperwork for me; i'm not proud!"
- "Here we go again!"
- "When pigs fly; get it?"
- "I'd hate to have your electric bill."
- "I'll never beat another suspect again I swear!" (after witnessing Meteor Strike)
- "Did you see that brain pop?" (after using Extract on someone)
- "Ah, these are the people I protect and serve, how I hate them so."
- "What's with this "pig" thing? Am I putting on weight?"
- "If only there was someway I could unleash my inner Hippie."
- "Drop your weapon!"
- "The smell of brunt , sizzling human flesh. Hmm, tasty!"
- "Holy crap, he vaporized him!"
- "Go back to Template:WP:Sacramento!
- "Clean up on Aisle Four!"