The American Men are neurotic and hard working men that often have shady thoughts. They seem to really dislike hippies. They can be commonly found overall Bay City.
- "But I don't wanna get high." (when using PK)
- "Goddamn hippies!"
- "What is so exactly "uncool" about soap?"
- "I swear, setting a perfectly good guitar like that on fire- it's positively wasteful!"
- "Enough of this crap- i'm going home to shoot up."
- "If only I were black. Or a chick. Or a black chick. Yeah, that be far out."
- "Mommy!" (when using Meteor Strike)
- "I wonder if my Nudist Monthly came today."
- "You know I should just quit my job!"
- "Good thing I'm a mindless drone!" (when using Follow)
- "Stupid hippies. Probably having fun right this second."