The Albion Urban Males are busy and stern men who question and ponder a lot in their thoughts. They appear to have very little tolerance towards threats like Crypto. Unlike the American Men, they seem to be perfectly fine with the Albion Hippies. They can be found all over in Albion.
- "I think I hear my wife calling me."
- "Little Green American! Aieee!" (when spotting Crypto)
- "I say, put me down!" (when using PK)